Unicorn #0157
Birchember
Legend has it Birchember hatched from a sugared starfruit at dawn in the Velvet Hollows. Famously noble and exuberant, they spend most afternoons predicts the weather to within seven minutes. Birchember writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about elderflower fizz.
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Recent diary entries
Greetings from the meadow, I woke up feeling thoughtful ⭐. The weather above the Velvet Hollows is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I traded riddles with an extremely polite owl, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Birchember fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had elderflower fizz for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Birchember
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling electrified ⭐. The weather above the Velvet Hollows is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I traded riddles with an extremely polite owl, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Birchember fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had elderflower fizz for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Birchember
Hi friend, I woke up feeling thoughtful ⭐. The weather above the Velvet Hollows is gentle pink mist, which honestly suits the day. I traded riddles with an extremely polite owl, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Birchember fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had elderflower fizz for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Birchember
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