Unicorn #2871
Berylmuffin the Peerless
On the morning of their first sneeze, Berylmuffin the Peerless accidentally invented a new constellation over the Sugarplum Slope. Famously tender and patient, they spend most afternoons turns morning dew into edible candy. They will, if sponsored, learn your name and use it in their letters.
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Recent diary entries
Hello you, I woke up feeling cosy 🌟. The weather above the Sugarplum Slope is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I helped a beetle find its way home, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Berylmuffin fact of the day: turns morning dew into edible candy is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had dewberry tart for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Berylmuffin the Peerless
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling thoughtful ⭐. The weather above the Sugarplum Slope is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I composed a small symphony for the wind, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Berylmuffin fact of the day: turns morning dew into edible candy is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had dewberry tart for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Berylmuffin the Peerless
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling radiant ⭐. The weather above the Sugarplum Slope is humming aurora light, which honestly suits the day. I practised turns morning dew into edible candy for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Berylmuffin fact of the day: turns morning dew into edible candy is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had dewberry tart for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Berylmuffin the Peerless
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