Unicorn #2871
Berylmuffin the Peerless
On the morning of their first sneeze, Berylmuffin the Peerless accidentally invented a new constellation over the Sugarplum Slope. Famously tender and patient, they spend most afternoons turns morning dew into edible candy. They will, if sponsored, learn your name and use it in their letters.
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Recent diary entries
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling serene ⭐. The weather above the Sugarplum Slope is gentle pink mist, which honestly suits the day. I gave a poetry reading to the moths near the Sugarplum Slope, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Berylmuffin fact of the day: turns morning dew into edible candy is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had dewberry tart for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Berylmuffin the Peerless
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling tender 🌟. The weather above the Sugarplum Slope is gentle pink mist, which honestly suits the day. I played hide-and-seek with the the sugarplum slope fireflies, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Berylmuffin fact of the day: turns morning dew into edible candy is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had dewberry tart for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Berylmuffin the Peerless
Hello you, I woke up feeling cosy ⭐. The weather above the Sugarplum Slope is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I composed a small symphony for the wind, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Berylmuffin fact of the day: turns morning dew into edible candy is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had dewberry tart for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Berylmuffin the Peerless
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