Unicorn #2871
Berylmuffin the Peerless
On the morning of their first sneeze, Berylmuffin the Peerless accidentally invented a new constellation over the Sugarplum Slope. Famously tender and patient, they spend most afternoons turns morning dew into edible candy. They will, if sponsored, learn your name and use it in their letters.
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Recent diary entries
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling dreamy ✨. The weather above the Sugarplum Slope is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I helped a beetle find its way home, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Berylmuffin fact of the day: turns morning dew into edible candy is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had dewberry tart for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Berylmuffin the Peerless
Hello you, I woke up feeling silly 🌟. The weather above the Sugarplum Slope is gentle pink mist, which honestly suits the day. I gave a poetry reading to the moths near the Sugarplum Slope, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Berylmuffin fact of the day: turns morning dew into edible candy is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had dewberry tart for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Berylmuffin the Peerless
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling cosy ✨. The weather above the Sugarplum Slope is humming aurora light, which honestly suits the day. I tried to bake dewberry tart but accidentally invented a new colour, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Berylmuffin fact of the day: turns morning dew into edible candy is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had dewberry tart for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Berylmuffin the Peerless
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