Unicorn #0436
Ashmuffin the Quick
Ashmuffin the Quick arrived in Snapdragon Slope on the back of a particularly polite breeze. Famously gentle and graceful, they spend most afternoons predicts the weather to within seven minutes. Ashmuffin the Quick writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about wildflower honey.
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Recent diary entries
Hello you, I woke up feeling thoughtful ⭐. The weather above Snapdragon Slope is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I tried to bake wildflower honey but accidentally invented a new colour, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Ashmuffin fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had wildflower honey for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Ashmuffin the Quick
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling radiant 🌟. The weather above Snapdragon Slope is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I played hide-and-seek with the snapdragon slope fireflies, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Ashmuffin fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had wildflower honey for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Ashmuffin the Quick
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling radiant 🌟. The weather above Snapdragon Slope is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I practised predicts the weather to within seven minutes for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Ashmuffin fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had wildflower honey for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Ashmuffin the Quick
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