Unicorn #0375
Aperolcloud the Patient
Legend has it Aperolcloud the Patient hatched from a sugared starfruit at dawn in the Aurora Foothills. Locals describe them as moon-loving, brave, and somehow always slightly melodic. If sponsored, Aperolcloud the Patient promises to think of you fondly every time they nibble starlight oats.
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Recent diary entries
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling silly ✨. The weather above the Aurora Foothills is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I practised glows faintly when someone nearby is sad for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Aperolcloud fact of the day: glows faintly when someone nearby is sad is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had starlight oats for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Aperolcloud the Patient
Hello you, I woke up feeling dreamy 💫. The weather above the Aurora Foothills is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I practised glows faintly when someone nearby is sad for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Aperolcloud fact of the day: glows faintly when someone nearby is sad is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had starlight oats for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Aperolcloud the Patient
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling thoughtful 🌈. The weather above the Aurora Foothills is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I had a very serious conversation with a rosebush, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Aperolcloud fact of the day: glows faintly when someone nearby is sad is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had starlight oats for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Aperolcloud the Patient
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