Unicorn #2306
Anisetoes
On the morning of their first sneeze, Anisetoes accidentally invented a new constellation over Bumbleberry Bank. Their gift — they paints small sunsets with their breath — has earned them quiet admiration across the meadow. Favorite snack: starfruit jelly. Favorite weather: anything that involves a soft drizzle and a song.
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Recent diary entries
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling serene 🌟. The weather above Bumbleberry Bank is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I napped beside a stream and dreamed of clouds shaped like starfruit jelly, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Anisetoes fact of the day: paints small sunsets with their breath is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had starfruit jelly for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Anisetoes
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling cosy 🌟. The weather above Bumbleberry Bank is humming aurora light, which honestly suits the day. I tried to bake starfruit jelly but accidentally invented a new colour, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Anisetoes fact of the day: paints small sunsets with their breath is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had starfruit jelly for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Anisetoes
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling tender ⭐. The weather above Bumbleberry Bank is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I napped beside a stream and dreamed of clouds shaped like starfruit jelly, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Anisetoes fact of the day: paints small sunsets with their breath is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had starfruit jelly for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Anisetoes
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