Unicorn #0579
Andromedacake
On the morning of their first sneeze, Andromedacake accidentally invented a new constellation over the Quiet Quartz Quarry. Locals describe them as brave, rain-curious, and somehow always slightly whimsical. Andromedacake writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about starlight oats.
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Recent diary entries
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling serene 🌟. The weather above the Quiet Quartz Quarry is humming aurora light, which honestly suits the day. I practised softens any conversation by entering the room for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Andromedacake fact of the day: softens any conversation by entering the room is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had starlight oats for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Andromedacake
Hi friend, I woke up feeling tender 🌈. The weather above the Quiet Quartz Quarry is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I helped a beetle find its way home, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Andromedacake fact of the day: softens any conversation by entering the room is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had starlight oats for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Andromedacake
Hi friend, I woke up feeling dreamy 💫. The weather above the Quiet Quartz Quarry is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I gave a poetry reading to the moths near the Quiet Quartz Quarry, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Andromedacake fact of the day: softens any conversation by entering the room is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had starlight oats for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Andromedacake
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