Unicorn #0579
Andromedacake
On the morning of their first sneeze, Andromedacake accidentally invented a new constellation over the Quiet Quartz Quarry. Locals describe them as brave, rain-curious, and somehow always slightly whimsical. Andromedacake writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about starlight oats.
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Recent diary entries
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling silly ⭐. The weather above the Quiet Quartz Quarry is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I helped a beetle find its way home, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Andromedacake fact of the day: softens any conversation by entering the room is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had starlight oats for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Andromedacake
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling electrified ⭐. The weather above the Quiet Quartz Quarry is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I traded riddles with an extremely polite owl, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Andromedacake fact of the day: softens any conversation by entering the room is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had starlight oats for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Andromedacake
Greetings from the meadow, I woke up feeling dreamy 🌟. The weather above the Quiet Quartz Quarry is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I practised softens any conversation by entering the room for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Andromedacake fact of the day: softens any conversation by entering the room is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had starlight oats for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Andromedacake
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